Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Internet Memes




The Ultimate Internet Love Song


I don't keep up on internet meme's but when I heard this song I thought it would be interesting to look them up. While I did know a lot of them, there were a few I've never heard of before. I've linked each one I found with a page of the meme or about it. Let me know if I've missed any. 

When it came to you and me I asked Will we blend
And like David after dentist I didn't know what was happenin'
But like Leo, strolling through my mind like you do
And I knew, all my love are belong to you

boom goes my heart, it'll never stop
Like Appalachian State girl, you hot hot hot
Are you from heaven baby, cuz that's how you make me feel
Put shoe on head so I know that you're real

Demotivate my nerve, Imma stumbleupon ya
I'm sweating so much people thinkin' I'm Balmer
Cuz your love, like charlie, bit me, and I started acting crazy
Got me so mixed up inside, I'm sounding like the grape lady

Damn, what am I doing man, I'm wracked by doubt
I'm freaking like someone canceled my Warcraft account
Got all of these emotions locked up inside
Gotta tell you how I feel but, Fuck it, I'll do it live

You're cuter than a kid in the Landlord video
Make me laugh like a cat playing on the piano
And I mean this when I say it baby, never forget
That I love you even more than the Internet

Phase two, we're together like bubb and little sister
and my heart goes Woo Woo every time that i miss you
When you're gone I feel sick like a couple girls with a cup
but you know I roll like Rick, and Ill never give you up

And I'll never let you down, it's time to make a statement
I'm coming in with confidence like Leroy Jenkins
Where Chris Crocker at, get that dude on the phone
Cuz just like Britney Spears I won't leave you alone

Got me walking on air like the Peter Pan man
Call me Star Wars kid, cuz my love's embarrassing'
Intrude your bedroom, run and tell dat son
And like-a long cat, my love goes on and on

I'm a numa new man, I'm a he, you my Ho
Pop the question, an impress ya, like Mahir I kiss yo'
I got down on one knee to make a statement so bold
Like leprechaun in a tree, let me give you the gold

You haxored my heart, and I don't even mind
Got me dancing inside like it's peanut butter jelly time
And I mean this when I say it baby, never forget
That I love you even more than the Internet

Epic fail, you shut me down, sad like Keanu.
I'm in pain, crying out like you tazed me bro
Feeling like you kicked my heart screaming this is Sparta
now it's ripped out of my chest and it's torn apart ya...

You left a hole in my soul, a black pit like Goatse.
Can't prance like Cera, cause I'm feelin low seeAll I ever wanted from ya baby was to be your manbut now just like Piccard I got my head in my hands

Can't hold back the tears, I gotta let em' go
And I'm crying like I just wanted to make it snow
Now I'm bitter baby, when I think about that day
I'm like I commenter on digg, I got nothing nice to say

But time heals all, a year later you're online
And like MySpace, I haven't seen ya in a while
We're so far apart girl, you're on a different track
but still just like Facebook, (I) want the old you back

(Cuz)

Damn I miss you, girl when you coming home?
I'm lost without you, boo, I'm forever alone
And I mean it when I say it, baby, never forget
that I love you even more than the Internet.

Maybe
Probably not, to be honest